# 23. Shave Your Face

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**Category:** 口语听力\
**Created:** [August 24, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://eijil.com/t/23-shave-your-face/145 "2021-08-24T03:35:04Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://eijil.com/t/23-shave-your-face/145/1 "2021-08-24T03:35:04Z")

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://eijil.com/user_avatar/eijil.com/tristan/32/986_2.png) [@Tristan](https://eijil.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://eijil.com/t/23-shave-your-face/145/2 "2021-08-24T03:35:16Z")

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A: I hate shaving.  
B: Me too.  
A: I just cut myself again.  
B: Did you use a new blade?  
A: It doesn’t matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.  
B: Maybe you should use an electric shaver.  
A: They make a lot of noise, but they don’t give a close shave.  
B: Maybe you should stop shaving.  
A: And grow a beard?  
B: Sure. Why not?  
A: Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.  
B: Hmm. Here’s an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.